epic purse

"i once knew a person who really liked two different purses, she was bi-satchel."

i have this unrealized dream of being the person who has everything anyone could ever need in her purse. it is largely unrealized because i rarely tote a bag, and if i do it has minimal contents. however, when i am packing my purse for a trip, i always make sure i have plenty of things other people will need, typically tampons and scissors. (i have found scissors immensely handy on trips, principally because on a sunny vacation one of your tripmates will inevitably want a new pair of sunglasses and will opt to cut that plastic wire holding the tag to the nosepiece rather than chew through it like a hamster.) however, most of the time when people ask me for something like ibuprofen or floss, i'm helpless to their request.

those days are over.

i am going to build an epic purse.

tentative list of contents:
pen*paper*pencil*ibuprofen*quarters*lotion*hand santizer*tissues*nail clippers*scissors*pocket knife*mirror*chapstick*mints*gum*feminine hygiene products*light snack*basic first aid kit*sewing kit*paper clips*ponytail holders*brush/comb*bobby pins*floss*water bottle*visine*sunglasses*basic makeup supplies*jax*deck of cards

any suggestions for additional items would be heartily welcomed and could be beneficial to you if you are in my presence and in need of a certain something.